Sunday, August 17, 2008

Dear France

why do your supermarkets close at Noon on a Sunday? Why even open at 8:30 if you're going to be closed at 12?

Cut that shit out man.


Tell German malls to cut that shit out too. They'll know what I'm talking about.

Must be all the handball or something.

HANDBALL!

It's like soccer (futbal) but with your HANDS. America doesn't even have a team because we don't need one. People would literally die if we played that game. We're too busy trying to get "The Running Man" to be an actual thing to play handball.

Take THAT cultural tolerance.

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